Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Just let me see it.
Max, I could not continue to live here if you ever saw it.
Well, then definitely let me see it.
It's okay, I have one too, except mine has a "Welcome" mat.
I know, I'll just take a picture of it.
And that's how Kim Kardashian became famous.
It's bad enough I'm taking a picture of my vagina, I'm doing it with an iphone 3.
Too dark. Needs a flash.
All right, but watch out for red-eye.
Ohh... There she is. Yeah, that's definitely something.
Let me see it.
Wait, it needs a filter. Lo-fi, no. Valencia, no. Oh, maybe just a border.
Just give it to me. Oh ho, that's not good.
I just want to go on the record. It doesn't always look like that. It's actually quite pretty.
Well, now it has a good personality.